She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Eleanor Calder. She bearded for me during the band’s first world tour. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then the next year, I came out with my first boyfriend Harry who was totally gorgeous, and Eleanor was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Harry, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-boys strip club party, I was like, “Eleanor, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re homophobic.” I mean I couldn’t have a homophobe at my party. There were gonna be male strippers there in their g-strings. I mean, right? She was a HOMOPHOBE. So then her agent called my management and started yelling at them, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because everyone thought she was deluded, and she came back in the fall for another semester, all of her money was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s addicted to Starbucks.